[ ] you wear flip flops all year
[ ] you call flip flops thongs not flip flops
[ ] you love a backyard bbq
[ ] you know a barbie is not a doll
[ ] you love the beach
[ ] you are tan / kind of tan
[ ] youre a bit of a bogan
[X] you have an australian something
Total = 1 ò.ò
Italian
[ ] the Sopranos is a good show. Mai visto.
[X] your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] your grandmother makes her own sauce. Eccerto.
[X] you know how a real meatball tastes. Però la nonna spesso ci mette taanto latte
[X] you know a lot of italian songs.
[X] you have dark hair and/or dark eye color
[X] you speak some italian. Eh, vorrei ben vedere xD
[X] you are under 5'10"
[X] pasta is the best food in the world.
[X] you talk with your hands. Da piccola di più però.
Total = 9
Hispanic
[ ] you say member instead of Remember
[ ] you speak spanish/or a little.
[ ] You love tacos.
[ ] yoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] you know what a Bodega is.
[X] you can/talk fast
[X] you have dyed/highlighted your hair. Due volte. asd
Total = 2
Russian
[ ] you say villian as: Vee-lon
[ ] you can get short tempered
[X] you know of somebody named natasha
[X] white skinned
[X] you get cold easily
[X] snow is fun for you
[ ] you get into contests often
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather
[ ] Its about the vodka.
[ ] you curse like crazy.
Total = 4
Irish
[ ] you think beer is the best
[ ] you have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc OR Murph or O or Fitz or ends with a ley/ly,on,un,EN,an,RY,ny.one of em.
[X] you have blue or green eyes.
[X!] you like the color green.
[ ] you have been to a st-pattys day party.
[ ] you have a family member from Ireland
[X] you can be very loud
[X] you are a happy person
Total = 4
Asian
[ ] you have slanty eyes
[ ] you like rice a lot/sushi
[ ] you are extremely smart
[ ] you can play the piano
[ ] you have family from an asian country
[X] you laugh sometimes covering your mouth
[ ] most people think youre chinese
[ ] you call hurricanes typhoons
[ ] you go to Baulko
[ ] you know how to speak any asian language
Total = 1
German
[X] you like bread Mia nonna mi chiamava "chapa pan"
[ ] you think American Chocolate would be better with less Sugar. mai assaggiato.
[X] you drink your coke without ice.
[X] you Speak a little German
[X] you know what Schnitzel is
[X] you are Catholic Christian or Lutheran
[X] you hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi
[X] you went to Kindergarten/Pre-school
[ ] youre at least or over 5'4
[ ] when you get angry some sort of accent comes out.
[ ] techno is your favorite or trance.
Total = 7
Polish
[x] you start laughing out of no where
[ ] you laugh with a high pitch
[ ] you like techno
[ ] you have to ask someone how to spell Polish
[x] you have a round shaped head
[x] you have dark brown, or blonde hair(dark brown plz)
[x] you don't get tan in the summer
[ ] you know that you're not called Polish you're called a Pole
[x] you are at least 5' 5" or taller
[ ] you are athletic
Total = 5
Canadian
[ ] you like/play hockey
[ ] you love beer
[X] Youve said eh
[ ] you know what poutine is
[ ] you speak some french
[ ] you love Tim Hortons donuts
[ ] at one point you lived in a farm house
[ ] you have watched degrassi
[ ] You've made your own maple syrup
Total= 1
Black
[x] You like fried chicken
[X] Watermelon is kind of amazing
[ ] You like/play basketball
[ ] You listen to rap
[ ] You watch BET
[ ] Kool Aid? Hell yeah.
[x] You yell at the screen when you watch a movie in the movie theater.
[x] You support Barack Obama whole-heartedly.
[ ] You can say the "N" word, and get away with it.
Total: 3
Brown
[ ] You have eaten curry.
[ ] You're Hindu or Muslim
[ ] You know who Shah Rukh Kahn is.
[ ] When people come to your house, your parents suddenly have an abundance of food.
[ ] Your parents care more about your grades than you do.
[ ] You have insane curfews.
[ ] Admit it. You're hairy.
[ ] You know what a lota is.
[ ] Your parents are super racist, especially against black people.
Total: 0
Che dire, Italia 9 e Germania 7 xDD
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